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I told my boyfriend I was a squirter because I have Coital Incontinence I pee on him when I cum and he thinks its female ejaculate fluids

I told my boyfriend I was a squirter because I have Coital Incontinence I pee on him when I cum and he thinks its female ejaculate fluids Confession Bear
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My housemate constantly woke me by excessively gargling mouthwash I peed in his mouthwash

My housemate constantly woke me by excessively gargling mouthwash I peed in his mouthwash Confession Bear
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If someone paid me enough I would get the person's name tattooed on my ass.

If someone paid me enough I would get the person's name tattooed on my ass. Confession Bear
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I JUST SAW THIS BEAR ON REDDIT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE 'BRACE YOURSELF' MEME WAS FROM LORD OF THE RINGS

I JUST SAW THIS BEAR ON REDDIT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE 'BRACE YOURSELF' MEME WAS FROM LORD OF THE RINGS Confession Bear
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I occasionally post the most upvoted reddit links to twitter so my followers think i'm funnier than i actually am

I occasionally post the most upvoted reddit links to twitter so my followers think i'm funnier than i actually am Confession Bear
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I'm fascinated by the destruction of nuclear explosions so much that i want witness one dropped on a major city in my lifetime

I'm fascinated by the destruction of nuclear explosions so much that i want witness one dropped on a major city in my lifetime Confession Bear
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Some of my friends don't know that I know their reddit usernames so whenever I lurk their account history, I make sure that I upvote everything.

Some of my friends don't know that I know their reddit usernames so whenever I lurk their account history, I make sure that I upvote everything. Confession Bear
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I love cleaning off the lint screen after the dryer is done It's just so entertaining

I love cleaning off the lint screen after the dryer is done It's just so entertaining Confession Bear
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My parents never seemed to catch on that I had to use the bathroom everytime it was my turn to wash the dishes . . .

My parents never seemed to catch on that I had to use the bathroom everytime it was my turn to wash the dishes . . . Confession Bear
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I wish jumping off a cliff were the norm that way conformists would die

I wish jumping off a cliff were the norm that way conformists would die Confession Bear
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