Confession Bear

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO GAIN WEIGHT

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO GAIN WEIGHT  Confession Bear

I pretend to have constant headaches So that I can continue to take codeine every day

I pretend to have constant headaches So that I can continue to take codeine every day  Confession Bear

I killed my entire family I tortured them first

I killed my entire family I tortured them first  Confession Bear

If all you wrote was "happy birthday" on my wall I assume you're insincere

If all you wrote was

I think people with thick or heavy accents shouldn't be actors or really even talk all that much.

I think people with thick or heavy accents shouldn't be actors or really even talk all that much.  Confession Bear

I like the smell of my farts

I like the smell of my farts  Confession Bear

I'm an american and i hate football

I'm an american and i hate football  Confession Bear

why does my mom... Eat all of my playmates?

why does my mom... Eat all of my playmates?  Confession Bear

I give money to homeless people only when they have a dog Because I feel bad for the dog

I give money to homeless people only when they have a dog Because I feel bad for the dog  Confession Bear

Sometimes I upvote a post I don't like So i can watch it fall by two when i downvote it later

Sometimes I upvote a post I don't like So i can watch it fall by two when i downvote it later  Confession Bear
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