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When someone asks if a snack is mine I purposely lie and tell them it's my roommate's, so I won't have to share.

When someone asks if a snack is mine I purposely lie and tell them it's my roommate's, so I won't have to share. Confession Bear
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My girlfriend is so annoying I can't even masturbate while I talk to her on the phone

My girlfriend is so annoying I can't even masturbate while I talk to her on the phone Confession Bear
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My friends think I'm an 18 year old virgin I actually lost it 3 years ago, before most of them

My friends think I'm an 18 year old virgin I actually lost it 3 years ago, before most of them Confession Bear
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I have no idea what "OP" stands for

I have no idea what
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Sometimes I purposely make a typo in a text That way I have a reason to text the person later...

Sometimes I purposely make a typo in a text That way I have a reason to text the person later... Confession Bear
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I secretly re-wash all the dishes my wife does by hand Because she leaves food stuck to everything

I secretly re-wash all the dishes my wife does by hand Because she leaves food stuck to everything Confession Bear
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I would kill to be stupid and love life rather than being smart and hating the world around me because I see how fucked up it really is

I would kill to be stupid and love life rather than being smart and hating the world around me because I see how fucked up it really is Confession Bear
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When I say no offense I actually mean to offend you

When I say no offense I actually mean to offend you Confession Bear
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I upvote interesting stories based on the title alone. I never intend on reading them.

I upvote interesting stories based on the title alone. I never intend on reading them. Confession Bear
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i actually like the star wars prequels.

i actually like the star wars prequels. Confession Bear
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