Confession Bear

Sometimes my comments are so bad I downvote myself

Sometimes my comments are so bad I downvote myself  Confession Bear

I REARRANGE THE ENTIRE BEDROOM AFTER FIGHTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO WHEN SHE COMES BACK, THE UNFAMILIAR SETTING MAKES IT LESS LIKELY WE'LL REMEMBER THE ARGUMENT AND THEN FIGHT AGAIN

I REARRANGE THE ENTIRE BEDROOM AFTER FIGHTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO WHEN SHE COMES BACK, THE UNFAMILIAR SETTING MAKES IT LESS LIKELY WE'LL REMEMBER THE ARGUMENT AND THEN FIGHT AGAIN  Confession Bear

If you say "le" I immediately assume you are 14

If you say

I Want to Masturbate But My Cat Keeps Staring at Me

I Want to Masturbate But My Cat Keeps Staring at Me  Confession Bear

Didn't want to conform to styles in college Bought vans and skinny jeans today

Didn't want to conform to styles in college  Bought vans and skinny jeans today  Confession Bear

I go to bars alone to oogle sluts and their tits I assume my girlfriend is a naive bitch when she wants to go

I go to bars alone to oogle sluts and their tits I assume my girlfriend is a naive bitch when she wants to go  Confession Bear

I don't hold the elevator door open for people because I'd rather ride it alone, than with people I don't know.

I don't hold the elevator door open for people because I'd rather ride it alone, than with people I don't know.  Confession Bear

I don't add people from my church on facebook I'm afraid they would be offended by my personal beliefs and tell me not to go anymore.

I don't add people from my church on facebook I'm afraid they would be offended by my personal beliefs and tell me not to go anymore.  Confession Bear

I find people who have more than two children to be a complete burden on everyone around them.

I find people who have more than two children to be a complete burden on everyone around them.  Confession Bear

Scumbag Stacy is so hot I would date her even if I knew she was going to cheat on me

Scumbag Stacy is so hot I would date her even if I knew she was going to cheat on me  Confession Bear
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