Confession Bear

I wish my parents only had my sister and I atleast then they wouldn't have to feel bad about the other kids who got shit for brians and are constantly drain their retirement fund like they did my college fund

I wish my parents only had my sister and I atleast then they wouldn't have to feel bad about the other kids who got shit for brians and are constantly drain their retirement fund like they did my college fund  Confession Bear

i can't stand this Meme

i can't stand this Meme  Confession Bear

Just didn't feel like going to work one night Lied and said my grandfather was dying in the hospital

Just didn't feel like going to work one night Lied and said my grandfather was dying in the hospital  Confession Bear

Woke up while I was dreaming about sex with girlfriend Went back to dreaming of sex because real life sex would've been too much work

Woke up while I was dreaming about sex with girlfriend Went back to dreaming of sex because real life sex would've been too much work  Confession Bear

If I see a pregnant woman smoking I will automatically assume she is going to be a bad mother.

If I see a pregnant woman smoking I will automatically assume she is going to be a bad mother.  Confession Bear

i can't stand one of my oldest friends anymore because all he ever does is blaze now.

i can't stand one of my oldest friends anymore because all he ever does is blaze now.  Confession Bear

I donate to sperm banks Only because I think I'm improving the gene pool

I donate to sperm banks Only because I think I'm improving the gene pool  Confession Bear

I went Ass to Mouth

I went Ass to Mouth  Confession Bear

I'm looking forward to the Liberals getting power in the next election because I work in government so I know how corrupt, wasteful, and poorly organised it is.

I'm looking forward to the Liberals getting power in the next election because I work in government so I know how corrupt, wasteful, and poorly organised it is.  Confession Bear

I did heroin with my pregnant friend I have been contemplating suicide ever since

I did heroin with my pregnant friend I have been contemplating suicide ever since  Confession Bear
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