Confession Bear

My family tried to shove Jesus down my throat I burned all the bibles we had when no one was home.

My family tried to shove Jesus down my throat I burned all the bibles we had when no one was home.  Confession Bear

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOOD AT MATHS

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOOD AT MATHS  Confession Bear

I have an entire collection of pokemon cards from 10 years ago to this day i still have no idea how to actually play with them

I have an entire collection of pokemon cards from 10 years ago to this day i still have no idea how to actually play with them  Confession Bear

I always felt sympathy and understanding for mass murderers

I always felt sympathy and understanding for mass murderers  Confession Bear

The only reason I don't wear a skimpy halloween costume is because I don't want to be cold

The only reason I don't wear a skimpy halloween costume is because I don't want to be cold  Confession Bear

If you use the words 'fapping', 'OMG', 'banging', 'lol', or 'whore' in your title I won't think the joke is funny

If you use the words 'fapping', 'OMG', 'banging', 'lol', or 'whore' in your title I won't think the joke is funny  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend I am texting someone Just so I dont have to talk to people

Sometimes I pretend I am texting someone Just so I dont have to talk to people  Confession Bear

I am euphoric because I am enlightened by my own intelligence not because of some phony god's blessing

I am euphoric because I am enlightened by my own intelligence not because of some phony god's blessing  Confession Bear

In all your construction posts I just flip to the last couple of pictures to see the end result

In all your construction posts I just flip to the last couple of pictures to see the end result  Confession Bear

My friends think I'm witty and funny I get all my material from reddit comments

My friends think I'm witty and funny I get all my material from reddit comments  Confession Bear
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