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My girlfriend gained 40 pounds. Her roomate lost 10 and Ive been cheating on her.

My girlfriend gained 40 pounds. Her roomate lost 10 and Ive been cheating on her. Confession Bear
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If I know you're a lousy tipper I will skimp the hell out of your toppings, cut it like shit, and make sure it's at least half an hour past the quoted time.

If I know you're a lousy tipper I will skimp the hell out of your toppings, cut it like shit, and make sure it's at least half an hour past the quoted time. Confession Bear
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I enjoy shoving screwdrivers up my ass and then twisting them. I then pull them out and lick the decaying fecal matter and maggots off of them. I then shit that out into a fish tank and vigorously fuck the fish tank until I cum green slime, which I ingest

I enjoy shoving screwdrivers up my ass and then twisting them. I then pull them out and lick the decaying fecal matter and maggots off of them. I then shit that out into a fish tank and vigorously fuck the fish tank until I cum green slime, which I ingest Confession Bear
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I think The Breakfast Club is overrated And Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Uncle Buck are both better John Hughes films

I think The Breakfast Club is overrated And Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Uncle Buck are both better John Hughes films Confession Bear
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I WANT THERE TO BE ANOTHER MASSIVE MANHUNT SO THERE IS ANOTHER EPISODE OF REDDIT: VIGILANTE JUSTICE

I WANT THERE TO BE ANOTHER MASSIVE MANHUNT SO THERE IS ANOTHER EPISODE OF REDDIT: VIGILANTE JUSTICE Confession Bear
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As an Asian, whenever I'm near an old white man who looks like a veteran I have this feeling he'll blow a fuse, and attack or yell at me

As an Asian, whenever I'm near an old white man who looks like a veteran I have this feeling he'll blow a fuse, and attack or yell at me Confession Bear
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I manage a general contracting company for my father and I tend to get nervous on business calls So I change my accent when ordering Items, and if there is a misplaced order I blame the secratary.

I manage a general contracting company for my father and I tend to get nervous on business calls So I change my accent when ordering Items, and if there is a misplaced order I blame the secratary. Confession Bear
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I feel cant have a long term relationship with any girl that my family would not approve of As a result, I just date girls but don't commit to a relationship and have never been in a long relationship

I feel cant have a long term relationship with any girl that my family would not approve of As a result, I just date girls but don't commit to a relationship and have never been in a long relationship Confession Bear
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My boyfriend started playing Magic the Gathering right after I started I hate him for that

My boyfriend started playing Magic the Gathering right after I started I hate him for that Confession Bear
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If people I meet are rude, or even look at me funny I instantly assume they're judging me for being overweight and dislike them

If people I meet are rude, or even look at me funny I instantly assume they're judging me for being overweight and dislike them Confession Bear
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