Confession Bear

I stop seeding my torrents as soon as my download completes

I stop seeding my torrents as soon as my download completes  Confession Bear

When I'm drunk I piss in the kitchen sink because it's closer than the toilet

When I'm drunk I piss in the kitchen sink because it's closer than the toilet  Confession Bear

The only reason I upvoted your post is so more people will see my witty comment.

The only reason I upvoted your post  is so more people will see my witty comment.  Confession Bear

When arguing with someone I always remain really calm and act nice, because it makes the other person even more annoyed

When arguing with someone I always remain really calm and act nice, because it makes the other person even more annoyed  Confession Bear

I was constantly verbally abused at my old restaurant job. So I give them horrible reviews on Yelp.

I was constantly verbally abused at my old restaurant job. So I give them horrible reviews on Yelp.  Confession Bear

If gOD doesnt real How me a macaroni learned computer

If gOD doesnt real How me a macaroni learned computer  Confession Bear

I got my roommate addicted to Reddit So he'd stop playing my PS3 all the damn time

I got my roommate addicted to Reddit So he'd stop playing my PS3 all the damn time  Confession Bear

I'm sitting on the toilet writing this You're probably on the toilet reading this

I'm sitting on the toilet writing this You're probably on the toilet reading this  Confession Bear

If you post on /r/Atheism I automatically assume you're 12

If you post on /r/Atheism I automatically assume you're 12  Confession Bear

I actually like all the 90s memes because I can relate to them

I actually like all the 90s memes
 because I can relate to them  Confession Bear
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