Confession Bear

I date the ugly chicks on Tinder because I don't want to be catfished.

I date the ugly chicks on Tinder because I don't want to be catfished.  Confession Bear

When people ask me if I shit in the woods I lie to them because I'm to ashamed to say that I do

When people ask me if I shit in the woods I lie to them because I'm to ashamed to say that I do  Confession Bear

I'm not sure if I actually want to teach or if I'm just too lazy to actually find an internship

I'm not sure if I actually want to teach or if I'm just too lazy to actually find an internship  Confession Bear

I'm only sad to see her go because I like looking at her ass

I'm only sad to see her go because I like looking at her ass  Confession Bear

I get excited when my professor cancels class even though he's sick and battling cancer

I get excited when my professor cancels class even though he's sick and battling cancer  Confession Bear

i once stayed at a friends uncles house after a family birthday party in the middle of the night teenage me fapped into his aunts underwear in the bathroom

i once stayed at a friends uncles house after a family birthday party  in the middle of the night teenage me fapped into his aunts underwear in the bathroom  Confession Bear

I hope my grandpa buys an expensive road bike so when he dies I will inherit it

I hope my grandpa buys an expensive road bike so when he dies I will inherit it  Confession Bear

I VISIT MY GRANDPARENTS AS SELDOM AS POSSIBLE EVEN THOUGH THEY LIVE NEXTDOORS

I VISIT MY GRANDPARENTS AS SELDOM AS POSSIBLE EVEN THOUGH THEY LIVE NEXTDOORS  Confession Bear

I actually know a lot about computers, and when a teacher asks the class for help figuring out how to fix a problem I never get up to help. I think it's more fun to watch them struggle or let other kids "think" they now what to do

I actually know a lot about computers, and when a teacher asks the class for help figuring out how to fix a problem
 I never get up to help. I think it's more fun to watch them struggle or let other kids

I only subscribed to /r/science so my friends will think i'm smart

I only subscribed to /r/science so my friends will think i'm smart   Confession Bear
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