Confession Bear

I want the FBI to chase me, so I can see how long I can last without committing any crimes

I want the FBI to chase me, so I can see how long I can last without committing any crimes   Confession Bear

Being the only redditor in my family I constantly steal jokes from reddit.

Being the only redditor in my family I constantly steal jokes from reddit.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I go on /r/gonewild for some fun And leave depressed because everyone there looks so skinny and perfect

Sometimes I go on /r/gonewild for some fun And leave depressed because everyone there looks so skinny and perfect  Confession Bear

I actually like the original pokemon games

I actually like the original pokemon games  Confession Bear

I have never smoked weed, and I hate cats.

I have never smoked weed, and I hate cats.  Confession Bear

i think if you're in welfare and own a mercedes convertible you're scum and one of the main things wrong with the U.S. right now

i think if you're in welfare and own a mercedes convertible you're scum and one of the main things wrong with the U.S. right now  Confession Bear

One of my facebook friends is contemplating suicide I honestly think the world would be better off without him

One of my facebook friends is contemplating suicide I honestly think the world would be better off without him  Confession Bear

It saddens me that I have become a cold-hearted, hard-ass cynic, but I prefer this state than to go back to being a happy-go-lucky, trusting, nice guy.

It saddens me that I have become a cold-hearted, hard-ass cynic, but I prefer this state than to go back to being a happy-go-lucky, trusting, nice guy.  Confession Bear

I just posted this to the new Ducks & Bears subreddit right now so I might be on the front page of it at least once

I just posted this to the new Ducks & Bears subreddit right now so I might be on the front page of it at least once  Confession Bear

My friend ditched me for a girl i like I hope they both get hit by a car

My friend ditched me for a girl i like I hope they both get hit by a car  Confession Bear
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