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I'm a female and chunky because I just don't give a fuck if anyone thinks I'm fat. I'd rather be a little overweight than have an eating disorder or hate my body. My loving boyfriend of 3.5 years is also one of my closest friends, and he is fantastic in t

I'm a female and chunky because I just don't give a fuck if anyone thinks I'm fat. I'd rather be a little overweight than have an eating disorder or hate my body. My loving boyfriend of 3.5 years is also one of my closest friends, and he is fantastic in t Confession Bear
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My neighbor have been stealing my newspaper So I slashed all his tires, and poured sugar in his gastank

My neighbor have been stealing my newspaper So I slashed all his tires, and poured sugar in his gastank Confession Bear
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Some of the office girls I work with are pretentious, condescending, with stick figure bodies Every time I make their coffees, I use half milk and thickened cream, and watch them slowly get fat.

Some of the office girls I work with are pretentious, condescending, with stick figure bodies Every time I make their coffees, I use half milk and thickened cream, and watch them slowly get fat. Confession Bear
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I don't care about oral sex It's the anal I'm after

I don't care about oral sex It's the anal I'm after Confession Bear
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I actually think the XBOX ONE is really sleek...

I actually think the XBOX ONE is really sleek... Confession Bear
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Sometimes I wish testicular cancer would have killed me instead of leaving me alive as half a man

Sometimes I wish testicular cancer would have killed me instead of leaving me alive as half a man Confession Bear
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When I go to the bathroom at work I use the handicapped stall exclusively.

When I go to the bathroom at work I use the handicapped stall exclusively. Confession Bear
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I only wear women's socks

I only wear women's socks Confession Bear
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MY RECENTLY DIVORCED MOTHER GOT A BETTER JOB THAT WILL HELP HER MOVE OUT OF HER PARENTS HOUSE I AM MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE SHE CAN HELP ME BUY NEW CLOTHES

MY RECENTLY DIVORCED MOTHER GOT A BETTER JOB THAT WILL HELP HER MOVE OUT OF HER PARENTS HOUSE I AM MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE SHE CAN HELP ME BUY NEW CLOTHES Confession Bear
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When my in-laws piss me off I give my kid extra sugar before they watch him

When my in-laws piss me off I give my kid extra sugar before they watch him Confession Bear
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