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I don't think people in the military deserve any real 'praise' And they haven't protected me from anything

I don't think people in the military deserve any real 'praise' And they haven't protected me from anything Confession Bear
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I only workout To get laid

I only workout To get laid Confession Bear
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WHENEVER I TAKE A SHIT I ALWAYS LOOK TO SEE IF MY POOP LOOKS LIKE JESUS BEFORE I FLUSH

WHENEVER I TAKE A SHIT I ALWAYS LOOK TO SEE IF MY POOP LOOKS LIKE JESUS BEFORE I FLUSH Confession Bear
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I believed that Slenderman was real, and for days I slept with the lights on

I believed that Slenderman was real, and for days I slept with the lights on Confession Bear
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My TRIG teacher offered to exempt the final exam to anyone who scored in the 90th percentile on our state's standardized test. I really scored in the 97th but i lied and said i only was in the 85th because the girl i sit next to was so proud when she thou

My TRIG teacher offered to exempt the final exam to anyone who scored in the 90th percentile on our state's standardized test. I really scored in the 97th but i lied and said i only was in the 85th because the girl i sit next to was so proud when she thou Confession Bear
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I don't use my electric toothbrush to brush my teeth or even to masturbate I use it to make myself sneeze

I don't use my electric toothbrush to brush my teeth or even to masturbate I use it to make myself sneeze Confession Bear
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Sometimes I use my boyfriend's throw blanket as a napkin

Sometimes I use my boyfriend's throw blanket as a napkin Confession Bear
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My biological dad left when I was too young to remember and recently told me how bad he feels for the past I feel no obligation to wish him a happy Father's day because he left my mom and I to fend for ourselves.

My biological dad left when I was too young to remember and recently told me how bad he feels for the past I feel no obligation to wish him a happy Father's day because he left my mom and I to fend for ourselves. Confession Bear
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i think burger king has the best chicken nuggets

i think burger king has the best chicken nuggets Confession Bear
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I actually like Season 9 of Scrubs

I actually like Season 9 of Scrubs Confession Bear
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