Confession Bear

was going to watch marley and me on tv tonight but im a pussy and would probably cry and try and call my dogs

was going to watch marley and me on tv tonight but im a pussy and would probably cry and try and call my dogs  Confession Bear

I cheated all the way through undergrad at a top U.S. university, got a 3.7 gpa, and now i'm doing the same thing in grad school. i've never told anyone this. my confession? i don't feel guilty at all. i think that's what makes me feel fucked up.

I cheated all the way through undergrad at a top U.S. university, got a 3.7 gpa, and now i'm doing the same thing in grad school. i've never told anyone this. 
my confession? i don't feel guilty at all. 
i think that's what makes me feel fucked up.  Confession Bear

I haven't won a single game of NHL Since NHL 2007 came out

I haven't won a single game of NHL Since NHL 2007 came out  Confession Bear

I used depression as an excuse to drop out of college And now i take advantage of my sympathetic family

I used depression as an excuse to drop out of college And now i take advantage of my sympathetic family  Confession Bear

I'm a pedophile, but would never harm or touch a child and still if people found out, a lot of them would hate me, because they don't make an effort to understand what it's like

I'm a pedophile, but would never harm or touch a child and still if people found out, a lot of them would hate me, because they don't make an effort to understand what it's like  Confession Bear

I blame my farts on the dog even when its just me and him

I blame my farts on the dog even when its just me and him  Confession Bear

When a guy complains of being "friendzoned" I think it's complete bullshit

When a guy complains of being

I'm more upset when a dog is killed in a movie Than when actual people are

I'm more upset when a dog is killed in a movie Than when actual people are  Confession Bear

I always bring a bag But if no one sees, I don't clean up my dog's poo.

I always bring a bag But if no one sees, I don't clean up my dog's poo.   Confession Bear

Sometimes I watch new movies to understand new memes

Sometimes I watch new movies to understand new memes   Confession Bear
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