Confession Bear

if you put haha or lol at the end of your sentence i automatically assume you're below average intelligence

if you put haha or lol at the end of your sentence i automatically assume you're below average intelligence  Confession Bear

There are good people who believe in God And good people who don't

There are good people who believe in God And good people who don't  Confession Bear

I don't care about the safe, this new AMERISTRALIAN thing, or really any other fad before that. I just come here for news and a few funny pictures.

I don't care about the safe, this new AMERISTRALIAN thing, or really any other fad before that. I just come here for news and a few funny pictures.  Confession Bear

I wait to drink coffee until I'm at work just so I can shit on the clock.

I wait to drink coffee until I'm at work just so I can shit on the clock.  Confession Bear

When I was six I took my mom's dildo in for show and tell and offered my fellow first graders massages

When I was six I took my mom's dildo in for show and tell and offered my fellow first graders massages  Confession Bear

I sometimes wish for tragic things to happen so i can laugh my ass of with /r/imgoingtohellforthis

I sometimes wish for tragic things to happen so i can laugh my ass of with /r/imgoingtohellforthis   Confession Bear

I accidentally killed my best friend's dog and let someone else take all the blame

I accidentally killed my best friend's dog and let someone else take all the blame  Confession Bear

I stayed on /new all night Just so I could down vote every google 'poem'

I stayed on /new all night Just so I could down vote every google 'poem'  Confession Bear

I have a harder time watching people discipline their dogs than watching them discipline their children

I have a harder time watching people discipline their dogs than watching them discipline their children  Confession Bear

I miss my ex and I wish I had the courage to apologize for all the mean things I said while we were breaking up

I miss my ex and I wish I had the courage to apologize for all the mean things I said while we were breaking up  Confession Bear
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