Confession Bear

I fake talk about my girlfriend in bed while i fake sleep so I can wake up to bacon and a blowjob

I fake talk about my girlfriend in bed while i fake sleep so I can wake up to bacon and a blowjob  Confession Bear

I get annoyed when my Mom calls me, Except when I'm high

I get annoyed when my Mom calls me, Except when I'm high  Confession Bear

I find tattoos to be very unattractive and can't understand people's obsession with them

I find tattoos to be very unattractive and can't understand people's obsession with them  Confession Bear

I wish we had just let the south secede from the union So they could just keep their craziness to themselves.

I wish we had just let the south secede from the union So they could just keep their craziness to themselves.  Confession Bear

I double bag my groceries so I can single bag my dog shit for free

I double bag my groceries  so I can single bag my dog shit for free  Confession Bear

I use /r/askreddit questions to keep dates interesting

I use /r/askreddit 
questions to keep dates interesting  Confession Bear

We've upgraded your favorite classic film.

We've upgraded your favorite classic film.  Confession Bear

Someone wants cheering up on reddit because of breakup? don't really care because I have always been single

Someone wants cheering up on reddit because of breakup? don't really care because I have always been single  Confession Bear

I preferred N*SYNC to the Backstreet boys And Justin was my favorite

I preferred N*SYNC to the Backstreet boys  And Justin was my favorite  Confession Bear

I actually liked The Star Wars prequels

I actually liked The Star Wars prequels  Confession Bear
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