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I'm a straight male and the best blow job I ever received Was from a guy

I'm a straight male and the best blow job I ever received Was from a guy Confession Bear
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I flash my headlights when there are no cops so the person will stop speeding and won't harm themselves or others

I flash my headlights when there are no cops so the person will stop speeding and won't harm themselves or others Confession Bear
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I masterbated And accidentally came on myself

I masterbated And accidentally came on myself Confession Bear
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I quit smoking over a year ago. I started secretly smoking a month ago. I have no idea how to quit now and pretend like everything's the same as it was.

I quit smoking over a year ago. I started secretly smoking a month ago. I have no idea how to quit now and pretend like everything's the same as it was. Confession Bear
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Kind of happy about the Texas explosion It will give us a break from all the marathon hype on the news

Kind of happy about the Texas explosion It will give us a break from all the marathon hype on the news Confession Bear
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Sometimes I pretend I don't know things Because my wife gets pissy when I act "smart"

Sometimes I pretend I don't know things Because my wife gets pissy when I act
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I resent my boyfriend's new baby niece Because I am afraid that he will forget about me and spend his time with her.

I resent my boyfriend's new baby niece Because I am afraid that he will forget about me and spend his time with her. Confession Bear
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AS A CHILD WHEN MY FRIENDS CAME OVER I'D HIDE THEIR TOYS/VIDEO GAMES UNDER OR AT THE SIDE OF MY BED SO THAT BY THE TIME I TOLD THEM THEY HAD "FORGOT" WHATEVER IT WAS AT MY HOUSE I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST A WEEK OR TWO TO PLAY WITH THEM AS MUCH AS I WANTED

AS A CHILD WHEN MY FRIENDS CAME OVER I'D HIDE THEIR TOYS/VIDEO GAMES UNDER OR AT THE SIDE OF MY BED SO THAT BY THE TIME I TOLD THEM THEY HAD
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I've tricked coworkers into thinking I'm a bad liar So I can be more successful at office politics

I've tricked coworkers into thinking I'm a bad liar So I can be more successful at office politics Confession Bear
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I stopped using a wallet So I can still experience the moment of joy when I find money in my pocket

I stopped using a wallet So I can still experience the moment of joy when I find money in my pocket Confession Bear
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