Confession Bear

If you're driving in front of me and traveling slower than the posted speed limit I'm going to cut you off the first chance I get.

If you're driving in front of me and traveling slower than the posted speed limit I'm going to cut you off the first chance I get.  Confession Bear

anyone driving slower than me is automatically stupid anyone driving faster than me is automatically a maniac

anyone driving slower than me is automatically stupid anyone driving faster than me is automatically a maniac  Confession Bear

When I read something positive followed by "FTW!" I think to myself "Why would that make you say, Fuck the World?"

When I read something positive followed by

People think I'm interesting because of reddit reposts on facebook

People think I'm interesting because of reddit reposts on facebook  Confession Bear

Whenever I lift at the gym I always increase the weight before I leave so people don't know how weak I Really am.

Whenever I lift at  the gym I always increase the weight before I leave so people don't know how weak I Really am.  Confession Bear

I post for karma

I post  for karma  Confession Bear

I made it to the front page With a false confession bear

I made it to the front page With a false confession bear  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend to like a girl that likes me Just because I like the feels

Sometimes I pretend to like a girl that likes me Just because I like the feels  Confession Bear

the only thing i bring to a relationship is... my vagina

the only thing i bring to a relationship is... my vagina  Confession Bear

I really, really wish I could block all the confession bears

I really, really wish I could block all the confession bears  Confession Bear
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