Confession Bear

When my girlfriend is talking about her day I listen intently For about 6 seconds.

When my girlfriend is talking about her day I listen intently For about 6 seconds.  Confession Bear

I am too lazy to walk down the hall So I pee in the sink.

I am too lazy to walk down the hall So I pee in the sink.  Confession Bear

I got a girl so drunk that she blacked out so that I wouldn't have to have sex with her

I got a girl so drunk that she blacked out so that I wouldn't have to have sex with her  Confession Bear

I tell friends, "I'm taking a trip to Edison, NJ" when I have to poop.

I tell friends,

I LIVE IN AN EARTHQUAKE PRONE AREA AND EVERY TIME ONE HITS EVERYBODY FREAKS OUT BUT I KINDA LIKE 'EM

I LIVE IN AN EARTHQUAKE PRONE AREA AND EVERY TIME ONE HITS EVERYBODY FREAKS OUT BUT I KINDA LIKE 'EM  Confession Bear

My dogs bed feels so comfortable I wish I had a human size one to sleep on.

My dogs bed feels so comfortable I wish I had a human size one to sleep on.  Confession Bear

Sort of glad my wife's great aunt passed away So I might have two days to myself alone and without the kids

Sort of glad my wife's great aunt passed away So I might have two days to myself alone and without the kids  Confession Bear

I GOT MY NAILS PAINTED RECENTLY AND I KEPT IT FOR A WEEK BECAUSE I LOVED HAVING THE EXTRA COLOR I'M 21 YEARS OLD, STRAIGHT, MALE, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IF ASKED

I GOT MY NAILS PAINTED RECENTLY AND I KEPT IT FOR A WEEK BECAUSE I LOVED HAVING THE EXTRA COLOR I'M 21 YEARS OLD, STRAIGHT, MALE, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IF ASKED  Confession Bear

I always drove when my girl and I were in an argument out of fear she would flip her shit and kill us both

I always drove when my girl and I were in an argument out of fear she would flip her shit and kill us both  Confession Bear

I don't mind when people use confession bear for opinions when it offsets all the depressing/disturbing posts

I don't mind when people use confession bear for opinions when it offsets all the depressing/disturbing posts  Confession Bear
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