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WOMEN THINK I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN BECAUSE I HOLD DOORS AND LET THEM GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR FIRST I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT THEIR ASS

WOMEN THINK I'M A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN BECAUSE I HOLD DOORS AND LET THEM GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR FIRST I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT THEIR ASS Confession Bear
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I'm so depressed that I lie in bed all day. I fear that if I get any better I would actually be able to kill myself.

I'm so depressed that I lie in bed all day. I fear that if I get any better I would actually be able to kill myself. Confession Bear
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EVER TIME MY BUDDY GETS AN INTERVIEW I HOPE THEY SOMEHOW CAN ASCERTAIN THAT HE'S WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE'S CALLED OFF ALMOST 50 TIMES IN A YEAR AND A HALF AT THE JOB I RECOMMENDED HIM FOR

EVER TIME MY BUDDY GETS AN INTERVIEW I HOPE THEY SOMEHOW CAN ASCERTAIN THAT HE'S WORTHLESS BECAUSE HE'S CALLED OFF ALMOST 50 TIMES IN A YEAR AND A HALF AT THE JOB I RECOMMENDED HIM FOR Confession Bear
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I found one of my posts reposted on 9gag I was honored that someone found it funny enough to repost

I found one of my posts reposted on 9gag I was honored that someone found it funny enough to repost Confession Bear
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I don't wear my Zelda shirt to visit my girlfriend anymore because her roommate won't shut up about how much she likes Zelda

I don't wear my Zelda shirt to visit my girlfriend anymore because her roommate won't shut up about how much she likes Zelda Confession Bear
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I took my Dad's 13 year old dog that was dying of cancer to the vet to be euthanized because he didn't have the heart to do it Then I called him at work and told him he died naturally

I took my Dad's 13 year old dog that was dying of cancer to the vet to be euthanized because he didn't have the heart to do it Then I called him at work and told him he died naturally Confession Bear
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I said i was out drinking I got confused and tried to turn into a dark parking lot hitting a concrete post

I said i was out drinking I got confused and tried to turn into a dark parking lot hitting a concrete post Confession Bear
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I blare loud music with my windows down in traffic mainly so people will give me a buffer zone to merge lanes.

I blare loud music with my windows down in traffic mainly so people will give me a buffer zone to merge lanes. Confession Bear
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I THINK PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS SHOULD HAVE A BASE SALARY, AND BE PAID ON COMMISSION BASED ON TEST SCORES BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD MAKE THEM ACTUALLY TEACH

I THINK PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS SHOULD HAVE A BASE SALARY, AND BE PAID ON COMMISSION BASED ON TEST SCORES BECAUSE I THINK IT WOULD MAKE THEM ACTUALLY TEACH Confession Bear
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Sometimes I Can't Cum For My Boyfriend Because If I do, I'll Fart.

Sometimes I Can't Cum For My Boyfriend Because If I do, I'll Fart. Confession Bear
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