Confession Bear

I fucking hate confession bears and hypocrites

I fucking hate confession bears and hypocrites  Confession Bear

I am a fully grown man.. But I still like young girls and I haven't had sex in a decade

I am a fully grown man.. But I still like young girls and I haven't had sex in a decade  Confession Bear

I kill millions of potential children every day and it feels awesome.

I kill millions of potential children every day and it feels awesome.  Confession Bear

I use my fake Internet persona To get fake Internet points

I use my fake Internet persona To get fake Internet points  Confession Bear

I'm too lazy to lift toilet seat and always get pee on it Then I end up lifting the seat so that the next person doesn't see that I pissed everywhere

I'm too lazy to lift toilet seat and always get pee on it Then I end up lifting the seat so that the next person  doesn't see that I pissed everywhere  Confession Bear

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I don't want to put my mom and my brother through that

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I don't want to put my mom and my brother through that  Confession Bear

If your culture has no written language and believes in witch-doctors I'll consider it vastly inferior and/or primitive.

If your culture has no written language and believes in
 witch-doctors I'll consider it vastly inferior and/or primitive.  Confession Bear

I act like an asshole to everyone So they don't miss me when I eventually kill myself

I act like an asshole to everyone So they don't miss me when I eventually kill myself  Confession Bear

There's always a roll of toilet paper on my desk next to my computer monitor

There's always a roll of toilet paper on my desk next to my computer monitor  Confession Bear

I like Crocs They are comfortable and versatile

I like Crocs They are comfortable and versatile  Confession Bear
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