Confession Bear

Whenever I see a white girl with a black guy I assume she is trying to piss off her dad

Whenever I see a white girl with a black guy I assume she is trying to piss off her dad  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I go to get some cookies I leave the last one so I don't have to put the pack in the bin

Sometimes when I go to get some cookies I leave the last one so I don't have to put the pack in the bin  Confession Bear

When my submission gets downvoted I tell myself it was too clever for "average" people.

When my submission gets downvoted I tell myself it was too clever for

I care about reddit karma More than I care about money

I care about reddit karma More than I care about money  Confession Bear

I use my roommate's electric razor To trim my balls

I use my roommate's electric razor To trim my balls   Confession Bear

WHEN I'M HOME ALONE AND NUDE I ANSWER PHONECALLS WITH MY PENIS

WHEN I'M HOME ALONE AND NUDE I ANSWER PHONECALLS WITH MY PENIS  Confession Bear

If you post anything starting with "Niggas be like" I assume you're stupid.

If you post anything starting with

If you're a dick to me I'm gonna make your order shitty

If you're a dick to me I'm gonna make your order shitty  Confession Bear

I purposely dress down and wear baggy clothing So I don't catch the eyes of shallow people

I purposely dress down and wear baggy clothing So I don't catch the eyes of shallow people  Confession Bear

I used to check my Gmail and the news when I woke up Now I'm straight onto reddit

I used to check my Gmail and the news when I woke up Now I'm straight onto reddit  Confession Bear
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