Confession Bear

I saw that my neighbor's dog had gotten ran over And still helped them put up signs

I saw that my neighbor's dog had gotten ran over And still helped them put up signs   Confession Bear

I Actually Think Overly Attached Girlfriend Is Attractive

I Actually Think Overly Attached Girlfriend Is Attractive  Confession Bear

If you have a bumper sticker displaying that your child is an honor student at an elementary school I secretly hope they wind up dropping out of high school

If you have a bumper sticker displaying that your child is an honor student at an elementary school I secretly hope they wind up dropping out of high school  Confession Bear

If you mention you have visited Thailand... ...I automatically assume you're a sexual deviant.

If you mention you have visited Thailand... ...I automatically assume you're a sexual deviant.  Confession Bear

now i just downvote every harlem shake i see

now i just downvote every harlem shake i see  Confession Bear

when you can't sleep one night a month and you say you have insomnia i wanna punch you in the face

when you can't sleep one night a month and you say you have insomnia i wanna punch you in the face   Confession Bear

I actually like cops Because THEY don't break the law

I actually like cops Because THEY don't break the law  Confession Bear

I get paid to kick this guy in the balls But I would have done it for free if he'd asked

I get paid to kick this guy in the balls But I would have done it for free if he'd asked  Confession Bear

Watching "The Bible" would actually be fun if there weren't so many people that actually believe its true Caption 3 goes here

Watching

Knows that cute co-worker has sent nude pictures to boyfriend. Bought identical keyboard as hers and installed a keylogger. She has been using it for two months.

Knows that cute co-worker has sent nude pictures to boyfriend.  Bought identical keyboard as hers and installed a keylogger. She has been using it for two months.   Confession Bear
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