Confession Bear

My girlfriend at the time got drunk and cheated on me I got drunk and peed on her curling iron

My girlfriend at the time got drunk and cheated on me I got drunk and peed on her curling iron  Confession Bear

I know exactly what I'm doing right now But I'm too horny to feel shame

I know exactly what I'm doing right now But I'm too horny to feel shame  Confession Bear

When I have multiple failed posts I just repost something that did well earlier and reap the karma

When I have multiple failed posts I just repost something that did well earlier and reap the karma  Confession Bear

I don't feel that bad about the West, TX explosion Texans hate regulation that would've prevented such a tragedy, and hate federal aid that helps folks in such situations

I don't feel that bad about the West, TX explosion Texans hate regulation that would've prevented such a tragedy, and hate federal aid that helps folks in such situations  Confession Bear

If you try to order while talking on the phone I switch ranch to mayonnaise or mayonnaise to ranch on your sandwich.

If you try to order while talking on the phone I switch ranch to mayonnaise or mayonnaise to ranch on your sandwich.  Confession Bear

Before I wish someone a Happy Birthday on facebook I check to see if they wished me one on my birthday

Before I wish someone a Happy Birthday on facebook  I check to see if they wished me one on my birthday  Confession Bear

Boston: I don't care.

Boston: I don't care.  Confession Bear

I stole the little plastic bags out of my friend's Settler's of Catan set and used them to sell weed

I stole the little plastic bags out of my friend's Settler's of Catan set and used them to sell weed  Confession Bear

I bike 15 miles to work everyday on busy steets in hopes that a car hits me because my life/job is so fucking pathetic

I bike 15 miles to work everyday on busy steets in hopes that a car hits me because my life/job is so fucking pathetic  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy My school's lunch

I actually enjoy My school's lunch  Confession Bear
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