Confession Bear

I masturbated to the scumbag stacy meme this morning and I didn't feel guilty about it after

I masturbated to the scumbag stacy meme this morning and I didn't feel guilty about it after  Confession Bear

Everytime I see an overweight bald black man with a beard I assume its Rick Ross

Everytime I see an overweight bald black man with a beard I assume its Rick Ross  Confession Bear

If you tailgate me I'll slow down and then speed up if you have the option to pass

If you tailgate me I'll slow down  and then speed up if you have the option to pass  Confession Bear

EVERY WEEKEND I LIE TO MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I'M OUT OF TOWN FOR WORK TO AVOID HER OBNOXIOUS FRIEND WHO VISITS HER ON SATURDAYS

EVERY WEEKEND I LIE TO MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I'M OUT OF TOWN FOR WORK TO AVOID HER OBNOXIOUS FRIEND WHO VISITS HER ON SATURDAYS  Confession Bear

The only reason I haven't broken up with my girlfriend is because I think she'd try to kill herself if I did

The only reason I haven't broken up with my girlfriend is because I think she'd try to kill herself if I did  Confession Bear

I masturbate 3-4 times a day And I honestly think I have a problem

I masturbate 3-4 times a day And I honestly think I have a problem  Confession Bear

When ever my wife and I are in public, I always open doors and let her walk ahead so I can check out other women without her noticing.

When ever my wife and I are in public, I always open doors and let her walk ahead so I can check out other women without her noticing.  Confession Bear

I don't feel like myself unless I'm drunk And that guy is kind of a dick.

I don't feel like myself unless I'm drunk And that guy is kind of a dick.  Confession Bear

When I was in rehab I pissed in this guys shampoo because I thought he pissed in mine. Turns out he didn't and the violent outburst he had after realizing what had happened was the final straw with his probation officer he's been in jail for 4 years.

When I was in rehab I pissed in this guys shampoo because I thought he pissed in mine. Turns out he didn't and the violent outburst he had after realizing what had happened was the final straw with his probation officer he's been in jail for 4 years.  Confession Bear

When Melisandre gave birth... I got the wierdest boner

When Melisandre gave birth... I got the wierdest boner   Confession Bear
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