Confession Bear

My wife keeps threatening to divorce me I wish she would just do it.

My wife keeps threatening to divorce me I wish she would just do it.   Confession Bear

Mother-in-law complained about smell of cat piss around the apartment Pretty sure she was smelling my piss.

Mother-in-law complained about smell of cat piss around the apartment Pretty sure she was smelling my piss.  Confession Bear

I get more excited about jacking off than having sex with my wife

I get more excited about jacking off than having sex with my wife  Confession Bear

If you're in the car with me and start singing the lyrics wrong or bad while listening to the radio I'm just gonna turn it louder so I won't hear you.

If you're in the car with me and start singing the lyrics wrong or bad while listening to the radio I'm just gonna turn it louder so I won't hear you.  Confession Bear

Been on reddit for over 5 years but remove account every few months Because I think the Karma system is flawed

Been on reddit for over 5 years but remove account every few months Because I think the Karma system is flawed  Confession Bear

Before I view links on r/wtf I open them in a new window and hover over it so there's a small version of it because i'm afraid of some of the stuff on r/wtf

Before I view links on r/wtf I open them in a new window and hover over it so there's a small version of it because i'm afraid of some of the stuff on r/wtf  Confession Bear

I think lifted trucks with big tires Are really cool

I think lifted trucks with big tires Are really cool  Confession Bear

When someone posts something from reddit on my wall i pretend i've never seen it and like it anyway

When someone posts something from reddit on my wall i pretend i've never seen it and like it anyway  Confession Bear

My favourite Super Mario is Mario Balotelli

My favourite Super Mario is Mario Balotelli  Confession Bear

I downvote 4chan screenshots that make it to the frontpage because the way that site is formatted annoys me

I downvote 4chan screenshots that make it to the frontpage because the way that site is formatted annoys me  Confession Bear
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