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I stop what I am doing to watch Google Doodles

I stop what I am doing to watch Google Doodles Confession Bear
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When I heard my father was in jail for a DUI I had hoped he had injured or killed someone so he would be locked away for a long time.

When I heard my father was in jail for a DUI I had hoped he had injured or killed someone so he would be locked away for a long time. Confession Bear
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I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF WHENEVER I SIT ON THE TOILET

I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF WHENEVER I SIT ON THE TOILET Confession Bear
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When I see someone driving recklessly on icy roads I hope they careen off the road into a ditch and die

When I see someone driving recklessly on icy roads I hope they careen off the road into a ditch and die Confession Bear
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I like Ghostbusters II Better than Ghostbusters

I like Ghostbusters II Better than Ghostbusters Confession Bear
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Took majority of my father's Percocets Fired the caretaker that stays with him during the day and blamed her for it

Took majority of my father's Percocets Fired the caretaker that stays with him during the day and blamed her for it Confession Bear
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I slept with my best friends wife, everyday for a month While my best friend was on a trip raising awareness about the homeless problem, and my wife was 8 months pregnant.

I slept with my best friends wife, everyday for a month While my best friend was on a trip raising awareness about the homeless problem, and my wife was 8 months pregnant. Confession Bear
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I molested other kids when I was a child, because I was molested I'm still afraid to have kids to this day.

I molested other kids when I was a child, because I was molested I'm still afraid to have kids to this day. Confession Bear
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I'd rather die to the Boston Bomb Than live under the Boston Police Lockdown...

I'd rather die to the Boston Bomb Than live under the Boston Police Lockdown... Confession Bear
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My illness causes loss of appetite. I tell everyone that I'm trying to eat, but I haven't eaten since Thursday. Mostly because I want to lose weight. I've already lost 5lbs.

My illness causes loss of appetite. I tell everyone that I'm trying to eat, but I haven't eaten since Thursday. Mostly because I want to lose weight. I've already lost 5lbs. Confession Bear
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