Confession Bear

When checking on how many upvotes my comment has I downvote the ones in front of mine so it has a better chance of making it to the top

When checking on how many upvotes my comment has I downvote the ones in front of mine so it has a better chance of making it to the top  Confession Bear

My girlfriend doesn't give me head because I'm an asshole most of the time And vise versa

My girlfriend doesn't give me head because I'm an asshole most of the time And vise versa  Confession Bear

I always thought Cinco de Mayo was for fat mexicans celebrating Mayonnaise

 I always thought Cinco de Mayo was for  fat mexicans celebrating Mayonnaise  Confession Bear

I've had sex with at least a dozen different girls but have only had two relationships and have never been in love, I'm 26

I've had sex with at least a dozen different girls but have only had two relationships and have never been in love, I'm 26  Confession Bear

I'm secretly hoping my girlfriend fails her driver's test Because I don't want her to have her license before I do

I'm secretly hoping my girlfriend fails her driver's test Because I don't want her to have her license before I do  Confession Bear

I've never had A Krabby Patty

I've never had A Krabby Patty  Confession Bear

MY parents bought me beats by Dr. Dre, and they are great i wear them everyday and feel like a total douche

MY parents bought me beats by Dr. Dre, and they are great i wear them everyday and feel like a total douche  Confession Bear

I am not smarter than the average bear

I am not  smarter than the average bear  Confession Bear

I missed my cakeday by a day I don't care at all.

I missed my cakeday by a day I don't care at all.  Confession Bear

I drank milk from the carton Even after my parents told me not to

I drank milk from the carton Even after my parents told me not to  Confession Bear
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