Confession Bear

I actually like pictures of your food... As long as you made it yourself.

I actually like pictures of your food... As long as you made it yourself.  Confession Bear

I hope they find a cure for cancer so i can smoke guilt free

I hope they find a cure for cancer so i can smoke guilt free  Confession Bear

I too, wish I weren't an atheist... 'cause I'm scared as fuck about the nothingness of death.

I too, wish I weren't an atheist... 'cause I'm scared as fuck about the nothingness of death.  Confession Bear

MY GIRLFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING ON HER, AND I BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T TRUST ME I ACTUALLY DID CHEAT ON HER, MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR NOT TRUSTING ME, AND THEN GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HER A WEEK LATER

MY GIRLFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING ON HER, AND I BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T TRUST ME I ACTUALLY DID CHEAT ON HER, MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR NOT TRUSTING ME, AND THEN GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HER A WEEK LATER  Confession Bear

I LIKE CHUBBY WOMEN I JUST TELL MY FRIENDS I LIKE SKINNY ONES, CUZ OF FEAR THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF ME

I LIKE CHUBBY WOMEN I JUST TELL MY FRIENDS I LIKE SKINNY ONES, CUZ OF FEAR  THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF ME  Confession Bear

I feel bad for them because I think they lack capacity to think critically

I feel bad for them  because I think they lack capacity to think critically   Confession Bear

IF YOU'RE A GUY AND YOU SEND ME A WINKY FACE IN A MESSAGE I GET CREEPED OUT AND STOP REPLYING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT

IF YOU'RE A GUY AND YOU SEND ME A WINKY FACE IN A MESSAGE I GET CREEPED OUT AND STOP REPLYING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT  Confession Bear

Even being married I still pee in the sink

Even being married I still pee in the sink  Confession Bear

I make up confesstion bears for karma

I make up confesstion bears for karma  Confession Bear

As a guy I really enjoy jamming out to Regina Spektor

As a guy I really enjoy jamming out to Regina Spektor  Confession Bear
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