Confession Bear

My friends and I placed bets on which month my brother and his girlfriend would break up. She was leaving him for me and agreed to wait until my month in exchange for a cut.

My friends and I placed bets on which month my brother and his girlfriend would break up. She was leaving him for me and agreed to wait until my month in exchange for a cut.  Confession Bear

I acted like i had to do an english report so i didnt have to talk to my family

I acted like i had to do an english report so i didnt have to talk to my family  Confession Bear

Stole a balloon on Free Balloon Day

Stole a balloon on Free Balloon Day  Confession Bear

I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom, not after because I know where my penis has been but not your hands.

I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom, not after because I know where my penis has been but not your hands.  Confession Bear

The old shirt my brother used as a napkin Was actually my girlfriend and I's clean up rag after sex

The old shirt my brother used as a napkin Was actually my girlfriend and I's clean up rag after sex  Confession Bear

As a handsome, six-foot white guy, Learning about "white privilege" made me realize that I can get away with nearly ANYTHING.

As a handsome, six-foot white guy, Learning about

I'm so broke I wish a grandparent would die so I can get the inheritance

I'm so broke I wish a grandparent would die so I can get the inheritance  Confession Bear

Sometimes I upvote bad comments So more people can see my witty answer

Sometimes I upvote bad comments So more people can see my witty answer  Confession Bear

Ever since high school kids got on reddit I feel like it would be an insult to get on the front page

Ever since high school kids got on reddit I feel like it would be an insult to get on the front page  Confession Bear

The only reason I watch Castle Is for the sappy scenes between Castle and Beckett

The only reason I watch Castle Is for the sappy scenes between Castle and Beckett  Confession Bear
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