Confession Bear

I wish I could end my day in a fake taxi

I wish I could end my day in a fake taxi  Confession Bear

I'd rather be lonely Than make other people feel awkward in public

I'd rather be lonely Than make other people feel awkward in public  Confession Bear

I cheated on my girlfriend so she could have a reason to break up with me

I cheated on my girlfriend so she could have a reason to break up with me  Confession Bear

Friend was away Drank his alcohol with his sister & banged in his bed.

Friend was away Drank his alcohol with his sister & banged in his bed.  Confession Bear

My parents continue to tell me to thank god for my good health I used to ask him in prayers to kill me

My parents continue to tell me to thank god for my good health I used to ask him in prayers to kill me  Confession Bear

If I see someone over 30 riding a bike I automatically assume that they are a drunk and lost their license to a DUI.

If I see someone over 30 riding a bike I automatically assume that they are a drunk and lost their license to a DUI.  Confession Bear

I don't really care that marines have to do more dangerous missions during wars because I have never met a single one who wasn't an elitist womanizing douchebag.

I don't really care that marines have to do more dangerous missions during wars because I have never met a single one who wasn't an elitist womanizing douchebag.  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm around really loud black people I put on my headphones

Whenever I'm around really loud black people I put on my headphones  Confession Bear

As a kid, I stopped reading Harry Potter Books when I found out harry and hermione don't end up together

As a kid, I stopped reading Harry Potter Books when I found out harry and hermione don't end up together  Confession Bear

if you get more than 35 likes on your pictures on facebook i think you are a popular douchbag

if you get more than 35 likes on your pictures on facebook i think you are a popular douchbag   Confession Bear
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