Confession Bear

Take showers with my girlfriend She doesnt notice when I pee on her.

Take showers with my girlfriend She doesnt notice when I pee on her.   Confession Bear

If you like talking about drinking, drinking games, and drinking stories I automatically assume you're 21, immature, and inexperienced

If you like talking about drinking, drinking games, and drinking stories I automatically assume you're 21, immature, and inexperienced  Confession Bear

I manipulated a girl into having an abortion

I manipulated a girl into having an abortion  Confession Bear

Almost 30 years old, Still get audibly nervous when I call a girl for the first time.

Almost 30 years old, Still get audibly nervous when I call a girl for the first time.  Confession Bear

When i only have depression it's a good night because i can sleep

When i only have depression it's a good night because i can sleep   Confession Bear

Whenever I stop at a red light on my motorcycle I lift my visor and wink at ugly chicks to make them feel pretty

Whenever I stop at a red light on my motorcycle I lift my visor and wink at ugly chicks to make them feel pretty  Confession Bear

I delete all my downvoted posts So it appears like i only contribute good posts

I delete all my downvoted posts So it appears like i only contribute good posts  Confession Bear

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IS EXTREMELY OVER-RATED AND ONLY FUNNY FOR MAYBE 30 MINUTES

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IS EXTREMELY OVER-RATED AND ONLY FUNNY FOR MAYBE 30 MINUTES  Confession Bear

I'm going to buy my future kids Lego's As an excuse so I can play with Lego's again

I'm going to buy my future kids Lego's As an excuse so I can play with Lego's again  Confession Bear

I put my roomate's toothbrush up my ass while at rehab Because I thought he stole $7 in change

I put my roomate's toothbrush up my ass while at rehab Because I thought he stole $7 in change  Confession Bear
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