Confession Bear

I only enjoy spring break because of the quantity of bikini pictures posted on facebook

I only enjoy spring break because of the quantity of bikini pictures posted on facebook  Confession Bear

I'VE BEEN USING REDDIT FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND I STILL NEED TO USE FORMATTING HELP WHEN I'M USING A LINK IN MY COMMENT

I'VE BEEN USING REDDIT FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND I STILL NEED TO USE FORMATTING HELP WHEN I'M USING A LINK IN MY COMMENT  Confession Bear

I hate Lena Dunham's "Girls" and every other show that masks poor, awkward writing as "realism"

I hate Lena Dunham's

I just handcupped my fart It smelled good, just like the poblano peppers and steak I ate for dinner.

I just handcupped my fart It smelled good, just like the poblano peppers and steak I ate for dinner.  Confession Bear

Started to watch the diving show Splash Turned it off forever when the midget got injured and left the competition.

Started to watch the diving show Splash Turned it off forever when the midget got injured and left the competition.  Confession Bear

I am always taking my mom for hospital checkups and doing tasks for my family Actually that's just what I tell my boss so I can work from home more often. I don't see my family and cant stand my mom.

I am always taking my mom for hospital  checkups and doing tasks for my family Actually that's just what I tell my boss so I can work from home more often. I don't see my family and cant stand my mom.  Confession Bear

I read my own comments to make me laugh because I don't really care what you think. I just want to laugh!

I read my own comments to make me laugh because I don't really care what you think.  I just want to laugh!  Confession Bear

I have a hemorrhoid.

 I have a hemorrhoid.   Confession Bear

I CHEW GUM IN THE MORNING SO I DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH

I CHEW GUM IN THE MORNING SO I DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a fat person I check to make sure I don't have a double chin

Whenever I see a fat person I check to make sure I don't have a double chin  Confession Bear
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