Confession Bear

Not many people know this, but i shit in the woods

Not many people know this, but i shit in the woods  Confession Bear

When I ask the bartender if there are any beers on tap that have a "hint of fruit" I actually mean are there any beers that taste like melted fruit rollups

When I ask the bartender if there are any beers on tap that have a

When someone says "good morning" to me, I reply back with "morning" because nothing about mornings are good.

When someone says

I can't fap to pictures

I can't fap to pictures  Confession Bear

sometimes, i hold my shit for the extra pleasure when it comes out

sometimes, i hold my shit for the extra pleasure when it comes out  Confession Bear

I see emma watson as a sweet innocent person and i will be upset if she does a nude scene.

I see emma watson as a sweet innocent person and i will be upset if she does a nude scene.  Confession Bear

The only reason I still use this advice animal Is because you idiots keep giving me karma.

The only reason I still use this advice animal Is because you idiots keep giving me karma.  Confession Bear

I started Matt Ryan INstead of rgIII

I started Matt Ryan INstead of rgIII  Confession Bear

I actually do value my life at more than 4000 times that of a stranger

I actually do value my life at more than 4000 times that of a stranger  Confession Bear

I don't do anal Because I'm afraid I'll like it

I don't do anal Because I'm afraid I'll like it  Confession Bear
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