Confession Bear

I secretly wish my super sperm would overcome my girlfriend's birth control

I secretly wish my super sperm would overcome my girlfriend's birth control  Confession Bear

I make cheese dip and guacamole extra spicy So my wife and daughter won't eat it

I make cheese dip and guacamole extra spicy So my wife and daughter won't eat it  Confession Bear

I THINK ANYBODY WITH A TATTOO IS STUPID

I THINK ANYBODY WITH A TATTOO IS STUPID  Confession Bear

everytime i read the word 'moron' i instinctively read 'mormon'

everytime i read the word 'moron' i instinctively read 'mormon'  Confession Bear

As an atheist I down vote all the "I'm giving up for Lent" posts.

As an atheist I down vote all the

IF YOU'RE AN ART STUDENT I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A TOTAL IDIOT

IF YOU'RE AN ART STUDENT I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A TOTAL IDIOT  Confession Bear

WHEN I RESET MY ROUTER I STILL BLOW INTO THE PORT LIKE ITS A GAMEBOY GAME

WHEN I RESET MY ROUTER I STILL BLOW INTO THE PORT LIKE ITS A GAMEBOY GAME  Confession Bear

I go to the comments to make a particular comment I don't upvote the comment if it's already there

I go to the comments to make a particular comment I don't upvote the comment if it's already there  Confession Bear

I can't afford cable So instead of watching The History Channel I record the news on DVR and watch it years later

I can't afford cable So instead of watching The History Channel I record the news on DVR and watch it years later  Confession Bear

I'M CATHOLIC

I'M CATHOLIC  Confession Bear
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