Confession Bear

I think that all Actual Advice Mallard posts should be in /r/NoShitSherlock

I think that all Actual Advice Mallard posts should be in /r/NoShitSherlock   Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I was schizophrenic So I would have someone to talk to

Sometimes I wish I was schizophrenic So I would have someone to talk to  Confession Bear

My wife is computer illiterate so I have 95% of our bandwidth dedicated to my laptop

My wife is computer illiterate so I have 95% of our bandwidth dedicated to my laptop  Confession Bear

I never looked at Reddit Until Aaron Swartz killed himself.

I never looked at Reddit Until Aaron Swartz killed himself.   Confession Bear

Ever since I've started having sex regularly I haven't trimmed my pubes

Ever since I've started having sex regularly I haven't trimmed my pubes  Confession Bear

When it is cold and snowing heavily I feel worse for the animals than for people stuck in it.

When it is cold and snowing heavily I feel worse for the animals than for people stuck in it.  Confession Bear

I had sex with my friend's boyfriend. They broke up, I'm still sleeping with him, and she doesn't know why it ended. I don't even feel bad.

I had sex with my friend's boyfriend. They broke up, I'm still sleeping with him, and she doesn't know why it ended. I don't even feel bad.  Confession Bear

after Following the threats of north korea I will be dissapointed if they don't deliver

after Following the threats of north korea I will be dissapointed if they don't deliver  Confession Bear

My wife is 8-months pregnant But I hate children and she doesn't know

My wife is 8-months pregnant But I hate children and she doesn't know  Confession Bear

When the hashtags start I stop reading

When the hashtags start I stop reading  Confession Bear
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