Confession Bear

I lied at age 18 and told my mom Big Fish was a shit movie I really liked it, but knew it would remind her of her recently deceased father

I lied at age 18 and told my mom Big Fish was a shit movie I really liked it, but knew it would remind her of her recently deceased father  Confession Bear

I can't tell the difference between /r/funny and /r/cringepics

I can't tell the difference between /r/funny and /r/cringepics  Confession Bear

I deleted my old reddit account over a year ago I never got away and only have a 1 year status to show for it.

I deleted my old reddit account over a year ago I never got away and only have a 1 year status to show for it.  Confession Bear

I hate when the weather gets warmer cause that's when the homeless are out begging

I hate when the weather gets warmer cause that's when the homeless are out begging  Confession Bear

When I see people covered in neon paint from techno concerts I automatically assume they are douchebags struggling to identify with themselves and try anything to fit in. And probably think Lil Wayne is good

When I see people covered in neon paint from techno concerts I automatically assume they are douchebags struggling to identify with themselves and try anything to fit in. And probably think Lil Wayne is good  Confession Bear

Friend says: "She's secretly in love with you" i'm secretly in love with her

Friend says:

I don't like taking showers with my girlfriend She takes all the water and I see her naked all the damn time anyway

I don't like taking showers with my girlfriend She takes all the water and I see her naked all the damn time anyway  Confession Bear

I pretend that I don't enjoy TV shows my girlfriend likes So that she rubs my back while we watch

I pretend that I don't enjoy TV shows my girlfriend likes So that she rubs my back while we watch  Confession Bear

if you're engaged in highschool i assume you're pregnant

if you're engaged in highschool i assume you're pregnant  Confession Bear

I'm not happy that it ended I'm sad it ever happened

I'm not happy that it ended I'm sad it ever happened  Confession Bear
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