Confession Bear

My ADD is severe enough for me to hide 5 and 10 bills And be freaking happy to find them few months later

My ADD is severe enough for me to hide 5 and 10 bills And be freaking happy to find them few months later  Confession Bear

I hate fucking cats

I hate fucking cats  Confession Bear

I stand unnecessarily close to women on the subway. So I can find out how good they smell.

I stand unnecessarily close to women on the subway.  So I can find out how good they smell.  Confession Bear

I don't use my turn signals when I change lanes

I don't use my turn signals when I change lanes  Confession Bear

I came home for lunch unexpectedly and think I interrupted my wife giving our adult son a blow job If I would have caught them, I would have talked them into fucking and probably turned into a DP for mom

I came home for lunch unexpectedly and think I interrupted my wife giving our adult son a blow job If I would have caught them, I would have talked them into fucking and probably turned into a DP for mom  Confession Bear

I must confess... I don't understand this meme

I must confess... I don't understand this meme  Confession Bear

Heard about explosion in Texas shortly after Boston bombs Can't help but think that USA want to show terrorists how it is done

Heard about explosion in Texas shortly after Boston bombs Can't help but think that USA want to show terrorists how it is done  Confession Bear

Lost gun control battle in the senate 3 out of 5 gun deaths are self-inflicted. The problem will take care of itself like smoking.

Lost gun control battle in the senate 3 out of 5 gun deaths are self-inflicted. The problem will take care of itself like smoking.  Confession Bear

I broke up with my ex girlfriend because her parents were deaf and I was way to lazy to try and learn sign language.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend because her parents were deaf and I was way to lazy to try and learn sign language.  Confession Bear

I liked it better when they had no suspects and the media just talked about how awesome Bostonians were

I liked it better when they had no suspects and the media just talked about how awesome Bostonians were  Confession Bear
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