Confession Bear

My friend had the job of his dreams fall into his lap. I want him to fail at the interview so he has to work his ass off to get somewhere like I did.

My friend had the job of his dreams fall into his lap. I want him to fail at the interview so he has to work his ass off to get somewhere like I did.  Confession Bear

I made this confession up To get on the front page [also, I killed a man]

I made this confession up To get on the front page [also, I killed a man]  Confession Bear

When I read a comment saying a meme is inaccurate I get morally outraged and yet take the correction based on number of upvotes just like the original inaccurate comment.

When I read a comment saying a meme is inaccurate I get morally outraged and yet take the correction based on number of upvotes just like the original inaccurate comment.  Confession Bear

I don't believe 90% of the confession bears

I don't believe 90% of the confession bears  Confession Bear

Whenever i'm browsing /TIL I only read headlines

Whenever i'm browsing /TIL I only read headlines  Confession Bear

I am a straight man who loves to cry at sad movies

I am a straight man who loves to cry at sad movies  Confession Bear

I genuinely don't like Calvin & Hobbes

I genuinely don't like  Calvin & Hobbes  Confession Bear

When I was 12 I started masturbating into my sister's hygiene products.

When I was 12 I started masturbating into my sister's hygiene products.  Confession Bear

I heard an african american woman talking about a nasty new rap. Turns out it was a new wrap at a sandwich shop.

I heard an african american woman talking about a nasty new rap. Turns out it was a new wrap at a sandwich shop.  Confession Bear

I lied on Reddit To get internet points

I lied on Reddit To get internet points  Confession Bear
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