Confession Bear

IF YOU have single ply toilet paper i will use all of your kleenex to clean my butthole

IF YOU have single ply toilet paper i will use all of your kleenex to clean my butthole  Confession Bear

IF YOU LOOK DOWN INTO YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING I HOPE YOU GET INTO AN ACCIDENT

IF YOU LOOK DOWN INTO YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING I HOPE YOU GET INTO AN ACCIDENT  Confession Bear

I'm already thinking of witty comments I can make if the next pope is black

I'm already thinking of witty comments I can make if the next pope is black  Confession Bear

I didn't know what "strawman" was until I used Reddit. Now I hate the fact that I know what it means.

I didn't know what

I scrape the toppings off my perfectly good frozen pizza To get karma on reddit

I scrape the toppings off my perfectly good frozen pizza To get karma on reddit  Confession Bear

I've slept with more transsexuals and men than women Because they are way easier to find on craigslsit

I've slept with more transsexuals and men than women Because they are way easier to find on craigslsit  Confession Bear

When I hear about the Carnival Triumph all I think of is the great deal i am going to find on my next cruise

When I hear about the Carnival Triumph all I think of is the great deal i am going to find on my next cruise  Confession Bear

When a fat person orders fries I "spill" a few fries because I feel like I'm doing them a favor

When a fat person orders fries I

I don't think Comic Sans is that bad of a font

I don't think Comic Sans is that bad of a font  Confession Bear

I help out at Planned Parenthood so that I can hook up with the hot volunteers.

I help out at Planned Parenthood so that I can hook up with the hot volunteers.  Confession Bear
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