Confession Bear

reddit guilts me into playing with my cat my cat makes me want to see more pictures of other cats on reddit

reddit guilts me into playing with my cat my cat makes me want to see more pictures of other cats on reddit  Confession Bear

When a customer with an electrolarynx comes into work I avoid them and leave the room because the sound of them talking makes me feel sick to my stomach

When a customer with an electrolarynx comes into work I avoid them and leave the room because the sound of them talking makes me feel sick to my stomach  Confession Bear

Sometimes I get so into scratching my balls I forget why I was in the bathroom in the first place

Sometimes I get so into scratching my balls I forget why I was in the bathroom in the first place  Confession Bear

I once heard my older brother fap in the shower it turned me on

I once heard my older brother fap in the shower it turned me on  Confession Bear

Amoroso Rolls... aren't that good.

Amoroso Rolls... aren't that good.  Confession Bear

Every time I feed my cat wet food I think it smells so good and I want to try some I mentioned this to my girlfriend and was shamed, so I never do. And now I want it even more.

Every time I feed my cat wet food I think it smells so good and I want to try some I mentioned this to my girlfriend and was shamed, so I never do.  And now I want it even more.  Confession Bear

Im half-black and half-white And I think a lot of entitled white kids are oblivious to how stupid they sound anytime a phrase follows, "Im not racist but..."

Im half-black and half-white And I think a lot of entitled white kids are oblivious to how stupid they sound anytime a phrase follows,

I am a receptionist at a large manufacturing company I'm drunk

I am a receptionist at a large manufacturing company I'm drunk  Confession Bear

I wish my friend's grandparents would all die on the same day so that 1. she isn't in pain as long and 2. I don't have to hear about it as much

I wish my friend's grandparents would all die on the same day so that 1. she isn't in pain as long and 2. I don't have to hear about it as much   Confession Bear

I can't wait for my elderly neighbors to die so their annoying yappy dog will go away

I can't wait for my elderly neighbors to die so their annoying yappy dog will go away  Confession Bear
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