Confession Bear

I wish my got parents divorced So I could relate to my friends about something

I wish my got parents divorced So I could relate to my friends about something  Confession Bear

I recognize your club is dumb grade school level exclusionary bullshit. I wish I was allowed to be in your club.

I recognize your club is dumb grade school level exclusionary bullshit.   I wish I was allowed to be in your club.   Confession Bear

DURING MY DIVORCE, I LET MY EX-WIFE LIVE IN MY HOUSE WITH THE KIDS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, I GOT DRUNK, SNEAKED IN, AND STOOD OVER HER AND HER BOYFRIEND WITH MY MACHETE WHILE THEY SLEPT

DURING MY DIVORCE, I LET MY EX-WIFE LIVE IN MY HOUSE WITH THE KIDS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, I GOT DRUNK, SNEAKED IN, AND STOOD OVER HER AND HER BOYFRIEND WITH MY MACHETE WHILE THEY SLEPT  Confession Bear

I have been so bored at my job in the Library the last few weeks I have been drawing a penis on the first page in random books There must be over a thousand penises by now

I have been so bored at my job in the Library the last few weeks I have been drawing a penis on the first page in random books There must be over a thousand penises by now  Confession Bear

I lied about lying on reddit for karma Which then became my first lie on reddit

I lied about lying on reddit for karma Which then became my first lie on reddit  Confession Bear

The only animal with four knees Is the Elephant

The only animal with four knees Is the Elephant  Confession Bear

Took a dump at summer camp that clogged the one toilet I blamed it on the kid with autism and made sure everyone believed it

Took a dump at summer camp that clogged the one toilet I blamed it on the kid with autism and made sure everyone believed it  Confession Bear

I THOUGHT ITAP WAS AN IMAGE FILE FORMAT

I THOUGHT ITAP WAS AN IMAGE FILE FORMAT  Confession Bear

Everyone tries to be a comedian in the comments, but most of you aren't funny.

Everyone tries to be a comedian in the comments, but most of you aren't funny.   Confession Bear

It's nurse's week. I'm a nurse. I only want to go to work for the free food and sweets.

It's nurse's week.
I'm a nurse.  I only want to go to work for the free food and sweets.  Confession Bear
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