Confession Bear

I click on links I don't want to read and quickly hit the back button. Just so I don't have any more blue links.

I click on links I don't want to read and quickly hit the back button. Just so I don't have any more blue links.  Confession Bear

If you're a pregnant women who gets huffy when I say we have immediate seating at our bar You shouldn't be obese

If you're a pregnant women who gets huffy when I say we have immediate seating at our bar You shouldn't be obese  Confession Bear

I was racist until I got mugged by a bunch of white thugs in a well off part of town.

I was racist until I got mugged by a bunch of white thugs in a well off part of town.  Confession Bear

When my teacher made us write reflection letters about his course I wrote something ridiculous hoping he was a redditor and he'd post my letter on Reddit

When my teacher made us write reflection letters about his course  I wrote something ridiculous hoping he was a redditor and he'd post my letter on 
Reddit  Confession Bear

I relayed my wife's fast-food order incorrectly to the clerk When I got home, I told her the mistake must have been on their end. She threw a fuss at the restaurant and the clerk got fired.

I relayed my wife's fast-food order incorrectly to the clerk When I got home, I told her the mistake must have been on their end. She threw a fuss at the restaurant and the clerk got fired.  Confession Bear

I secretly root for my friends favorite teams to lose. because my favorite teams suck

I secretly root for my friends favorite teams to lose. because my favorite teams suck  Confession Bear

I always take the handicapped stall Because I want the extra space

I always take the handicapped stall  Because I want the extra space  Confession Bear

I subscribe to lots of mailing lists So I don't feel lonely when I check my inbox

I subscribe to lots of mailing lists So I don't feel lonely when I check my inbox  Confession Bear

I sometimes wish my friends will miscarry Because they are terrible people, and they shouldn't breed

I sometimes wish my friends will miscarry Because they are terrible people, and they shouldn't breed  Confession Bear

I use the walk signs when driving instead of stop lights

I use the walk signs when driving instead of stop lights  Confession Bear
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