Confession Bear

I'm so lazy, I tell people I'm a Jehovah's witness because I don't want to dress up.

I'm so lazy, I tell people I'm a Jehovah's witness because I don't want to dress up.  Confession Bear

I have never found a meme of a baby even remotely funny

I have never found a meme of a baby even remotely funny  Confession Bear

Anytime a girl touches my stomach I flex so she thinks i have abs

Anytime a girl touches my stomach I flex so she thinks i have abs  Confession Bear

I never follow through with no shave november because i have to see my family on thanksgiving

I never follow through with no shave november because i have to see my family on thanksgiving  Confession Bear

I MISS MY EX EVERY DAY BUT I DONT WANT HER BACK

I MISS MY EX EVERY DAY BUT I DONT WANT HER BACK  Confession Bear

I once played with my boyfriend's penis using a wind-up toy bear with cymbals A week later I watched my sister wind it up and put the cymbals around her tongue

I once played with my boyfriend's penis using a wind-up toy bear with cymbals A week later I watched my sister wind it up and put the cymbals around her tongue  Confession Bear

I LISTEN TO DUBSTEP

I LISTEN TO DUBSTEP   Confession Bear

I hate having sex. Because my girlfriend Is aganist abortions and i'm constantly scared the condom will break.

I hate having sex. Because my girlfriend Is aganist abortions and i'm constantly scared the condom will break.  Confession Bear

I truly feel to be in jail to avoid hurting anymore ladies and have free rehab for my idiocy

I truly feel to be in jail to avoid hurting anymore ladies and have free rehab for my idiocy    Confession Bear

I flag every craigslist job listing For employers i don't like

I flag every craigslist job listing For employers i don't like  Confession Bear
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