Confession Bear

I like to confess about being a jerk for the upvotes

I like to confess about being a jerk for the upvotes  Confession Bear

I read messages via their notification So people can't see that I've read it

I read messages via their notification So people can't see that I've read it  Confession Bear

One night at the beach, I found "PROM?" written in the sand in front of a rental complex I wrote "ANAL?" next to it

One night at the beach, I found

I lied about a confession just to get karma

I lied about a confession just to get karma  Confession Bear

I let people go through the revolving doors ahead of me So they have to push and do all the work

I let people go through the revolving doors ahead of me So they have to push and do all the work  Confession Bear

Greatest Hits Was My Least Favorite Whose Line Is It Anyway Game

Greatest Hits Was My Least Favorite  Whose Line Is It Anyway Game  Confession Bear

Two small girls came and knocked on my door I pulled down the curtain and played loud music on my headphones

Two small girls came and knocked on my door I pulled down the curtain and played loud music on my headphones  Confession Bear

I haven't gone to any of my college classes in months Now my mother has to take out a new credit card because we were supposed to live on my financial aid

I haven't gone to any of my college classes in months  Now my mother has to take out a new credit card because we were supposed to live on my financial aid  Confession Bear

During Passion of the Christ, I fingered my girlfriend at the time while Jesus was being tortured two seats away from her extremely Catholic grandmother.

During Passion of the Christ, I fingered my girlfriend at the time while Jesus was being tortured two seats away from her extremely Catholic grandmother.  Confession Bear

I CAN RELATE TO ALMOST ALL OF THE AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES

I CAN RELATE TO ALMOST ALL OF THE AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES  Confession Bear
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