Confession Bear

I wish females i know that still swoon over chris brown end up in an abusive relationship just so i can laugh at them

I wish females i know that still swoon over chris brown end up in an abusive relationship just so i can laugh at them   Confession Bear

I use big words in debates because i have a crappy argument.

I use big words in debates because i have a crappy argument.  Confession Bear

I farted leaving an interview room as the next person was entering

I farted leaving an interview room as the next person was entering  Confession Bear

Graduate student Only use the left shift key when typing

Graduate student Only use the left shift key when typing  Confession Bear

I watch the superbowl for the football not for the commercials

I watch the superbowl for the football not for the commercials  Confession Bear

Whenever someone says that sexual orientation is a choice... ...all I hear is, "I'm secretly bisexual."

Whenever someone says that sexual orientation is a choice... ...all I hear is,

I only hold the door for women so I can admire their asses while they walk up the stairs

I only hold the door for women so I can admire their asses while they walk up the stairs  Confession Bear

I flash my lights at speeding cars at night Even if there isn't a cop around

I flash my lights at speeding cars at night Even if there isn't a cop around  Confession Bear

I read r/ShitRedditSays Because it's more reliable than the front page at finding funny content

I read r/ShitRedditSays Because it's more reliable than the front page at finding funny content  Confession Bear

Every time I look at a baby All I can think is, mine would have been older

Every time I look at a baby All I can think is, mine would have been older  Confession Bear
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