Confession Bear

I'm a dog person.

 I'm a dog person.  Confession Bear

I mouth breathe when I enter public bathrooms, so I won't smell poo particles but I know I'm just eating them now.

I mouth breathe when I enter public bathrooms, so I won't smell poo particles but I know I'm just eating them now.  Confession Bear

I use my blinker more when I ride with people just so they don't tell me where to turn

I use my blinker more when I ride with people just so they don't tell me where to turn  Confession Bear

i look at photos of myself on facebook & think wow, i'm extremely attractive

i look at photos of myself on facebook & think wow, i'm extremely attractive  Confession Bear

I know blowjobs are considered "all that" but frankly, I think handjobs are better

I know blowjobs are considered

i find certain americans brainwashed If they're proud about having the biggest military in the world.

i find certain americans brainwashed If they're proud about having the biggest military in the world.  Confession Bear

When i see a fat person walking along the road I don't stop because I think they need the exercise

When i see a fat person walking along the road I don't stop because I think they need the exercise   Confession Bear

I don't tell anyone I am sober anymore after years of crippling alcoholism Because I am sick of trying to help others who won't listen

I don't tell anyone I am sober anymore after years of crippling alcoholism Because I am sick of trying to help others who won't listen  Confession Bear

I've been an absolute bitch to one of my coworkers Because I wanted him to stop crushing on me

I've been an absolute bitch to one of my coworkers Because I wanted him to stop crushing on me  Confession Bear

If you take a picture of me after asking for my number I think you're creepy

If you take a picture of me after asking for my number I think you're creepy  Confession Bear
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