Confession Bear

Every time I make a post I up vote everyone who leaves a comment

Every time I make a post I up vote everyone who leaves a comment  Confession Bear

I pretend to be deaf when a panhandler approaches me asking for money

I pretend to be deaf when a panhandler approaches me asking for money  Confession Bear

I drink lots of water at work So I can go to the bathroom more often and browse reddit.

I drink lots of water at work So I can go to the bathroom more often and browse reddit.  Confession Bear

I think everyone that uses the word "derp" is a n00b to the internet.

I think everyone that uses the word

I want "The Knife Song" to go viral So that somebody eventually impales their hand

I want

I spend my whole night counting how many hours I am going to sleep

I spend my whole night counting how many hours I am going to sleep  Confession Bear

Guess what came in the mail? I did, we ran out of tissues.

Guess what came in the mail? I did, we ran out of tissues.   Confession Bear

I suck at creating memes that reddit will enjoy But I still like them anyway

I suck at creating memes that reddit will enjoy But I still like them anyway  Confession Bear

My racism and classism about my coworkers Gave me the confidence to ace a promotion interview

My racism and classism about my coworkers Gave me the confidence to ace a promotion interview  Confession Bear

THIS SEMESTER I TOLD MY BOSS I HAVE CLASS WHEN I'M SUPPOSE TO COME INTO WORK, WHICH IS TRUE WHAT SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IS THAT ITS NOT REQUIRED TO COME INTO CLASS, SO I JUST SEEP IN FOR 3 EXTRA HOURS

THIS SEMESTER I TOLD MY BOSS I HAVE CLASS WHEN I'M SUPPOSE TO COME INTO WORK, WHICH IS TRUE WHAT SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IS THAT ITS NOT REQUIRED TO COME INTO CLASS, SO I JUST SEEP IN FOR 3 EXTRA HOURS  Confession Bear
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