Confession Bear

I don't think Overly Manly Man is funny

I don't think Overly Manly Man is funny  Confession Bear

When I see "RIP _____ statuses on facebook My first instinct is to comment "I'm glad he/she is dead"

When I see

I don't find slenderman Scary at all

I don't find slenderman Scary at all  Confession Bear

on gonewild when girls said it was their first post i used to believe it

on gonewild when girls said it was their first post i used to believe it  Confession Bear

I try to meet women by sitting alone at nice restaurants and hoping they mistake me for their blind date

I try to meet women by sitting alone at nice restaurants and hoping they mistake me for their blind date  Confession Bear

I lock the door whenever I go to the bathroom Even when i'm the only one home

I lock the door whenever I go to the bathroom Even when i'm the only one home  Confession Bear

When i heard KT Tunstall singing "Black Horse and the cherry tree" i thought it was rod stewart

When i heard KT Tunstall singing

"This Book Sucks" Does Not Count As Critical Reading

When i'm done masturbating i go to r/aww to ease my conscience

When i'm done masturbating i go to r/aww to ease my conscience  Confession Bear

I want mitt romney to win So murica can fail

I want mitt romney to win So murica can fail  Confession Bear
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