Confession Bear

I hope the bombing was caused by Muslim extremists It's much scarier to think it was the psycho next door. There are too many of them these days

I hope the bombing was caused by Muslim extremists   It's much scarier to think it was the psycho next door. There are too many of them these days  Confession Bear

Sometimes I get really bad gas from running after dinner So I pick a treadmill near a fat guy so everyone will think it's him.

Sometimes I get really bad gas from running after dinner So I pick a treadmill near a fat guy so everyone will think it's him.  Confession Bear

I ask my 3 yr. old which cartoon she'd like to watch and then pretend not to hear her answer Because I think it's funny when she progressively yells "Strawberry Shitcake" louder and louder

I ask my 3 yr. old which cartoon she'd like to watch and then pretend not to hear her answer Because I think it's funny when she progressively yells

as terrible as the boston bombing was yesterday i really enjoyed watching reddit's helpful response to the tragedy.

as terrible as the boston bombing was yesterday i really enjoyed watching reddit's helpful response to the tragedy.  Confession Bear

THE LAST REASON I HAVEN'T KILLED MYSELF JUST DUMPED ME IVE GIVEN MYSELF ONE WEEK TO FIND A REASON TO LIVE. AFTER THAT ALL BETS ARE OFF.

THE LAST REASON I HAVEN'T KILLED MYSELF JUST DUMPED ME IVE GIVEN MYSELF ONE WEEK TO FIND A REASON TO LIVE. AFTER THAT ALL BETS ARE OFF.  Confession Bear

First to come into the office makes coffee for everyone. I intentionally walk there slowly so I don't have to make it.

First to come into the office makes coffee for everyone. I intentionally walk there slowly so I don't have to make it.  Confession Bear

I wish humanity faces inevitable destruction while I am on my deathbed So I don't have to think about everything I will miss when I am gone

I wish humanity faces inevitable destruction while I am on my deathbed So I don't have to think about everything I will miss when I am gone  Confession Bear

When I found out my ex had cheated on me with her ex I busted a dozen or more loads into her expensive bottle of face cream, which she continued to use until empty

When I found out my ex had cheated on me with her ex I busted a dozen or more loads into her expensive bottle of face cream, which she continued to use until empty  Confession Bear

Coworker always pissing on toilet seat Worked Saturday relieved myself on his desk chair let stew for him till Monday

Coworker always pissing on toilet seat Worked Saturday relieved myself on his desk chair let stew for him till Monday  Confession Bear

If you drive a Volkwagon Beetle I automatically assume you are a 16 year old girl

If you drive a Volkwagon Beetle I automatically assume you are a 16 year old girl  Confession Bear
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