Confession Bear

my history marks are so bad im guaranteed to fail the class so I went to the library all day to browse reddit then told them I spent whole day working so they would think I tried

my history marks are so bad im guaranteed to fail the class so I went to the library all day to browse reddit then told them I spent whole day working so they would think I tried  Confession Bear

Sometimes I upvote a post just so i can watch the digits change from 99 to 00

Sometimes I upvote a post just so i can watch the digits change from 99 to 00  Confession Bear

Me and my dad have the same shoe size. I took a $200 pair of shoes and said he lost them in the move.

Me and my dad have the same shoe size. I took a $200 pair of shoes and said he lost them in the move.  Confession Bear

I broke into a car and stole all his weed, change and bowl I regret it because I forgot to take his MacBook Pro, Ray-bans and golf clubs before he cleaned his car

I broke into a car and stole all his weed, change and bowl I regret it because I forgot to take his MacBook Pro, Ray-bans and golf clubs before he cleaned his car  Confession Bear

I would rather look at /r/gonewild than have sex with my girlfriend.

I would rather look at /r/gonewild  than have sex with my girlfriend.   Confession Bear

Reddit pissed me off so much during the boston witch hunt that since then it has been my goal to offend as many people on here as I can, and I see every downvote as a badge of honor

Reddit pissed me off so much during the boston witch hunt that since then it has been my goal to offend as many people on here as I can, and I see every downvote as a badge of honor  Confession Bear

I borrowed jeans from my job at a clothing store then put them back on the shelf the next day.

I borrowed jeans from my job at a clothing store then put them back on the shelf the next day.  Confession Bear

The first time my mom told me to do laundry I ruined the entire load so she would never ask me to do it again

The first time my mom told me to do laundry I ruined the entire load so she would never ask me to do it again  Confession Bear

WHEN I HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS I OFTEN FEEL SORRY THAT I SAID SOMETHING HURTFUL, BUT NOT THAT SORRY THAT WHAT I SAID HURT THEM

WHEN I HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS I OFTEN FEEL SORRY THAT I SAID SOMETHING HURTFUL, BUT NOT THAT SORRY THAT WHAT I SAID HURT THEM  Confession Bear

EVERYTIME I SEE A BLACK GUY RUNNING I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS EXERCISING OR RUNNING FROM THE LAW

EVERYTIME I SEE A BLACK GUY RUNNING  I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS EXERCISING OR RUNNING FROM THE LAW  Confession Bear
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